Ohio medical board to consider whether being a Browns or Bengals fan qualifies for medical marijuana use

Being a Bengals or Browns fan over the past 25 years has basically been one giant nightmare. The two teams have combined for exactly zero playoff wins since 1995, and things have only gone downhill since then. 

Over the past three years alone, the Bengals have averaged just five wins per season, while the Browns have been even worse, averaging just 4.3 wins per season. It’s almost enough to make you want to drink your sorrows away. Of course, if drinking isn’t your thing, there’s now some good news for you, because you could soon have another option to get over those Browns and Bengals losses: The State Medical Board of Ohio is going to consider a petition that would make being a Bengals or Browns fan an official medical marijuana condition in the Buckeye State, according to the Cincinnati Enquirer. 

Basically, if the petition were approved, then being a Bengals/Browns fan would join qualifying medical conditions in Ohio like Alzheimer’s, cancer, Crohn’s disease, glaucoma, hepatitis C, inflammatory bowel disease, multiple sclerosis and Parkinson’s disease, which are among the conditions that allow medical marijuana use in the state. [Read more at CBS Sports]